Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Survey -What are three careers you would never choose to do willingly?

Bovine inseminator





Rat catcher





Porta-potty cleaner

Survey -What are three careers you would never choose to do willingly?
1. School Guidance Counselor...they seriously do absolutely nothing, every single one I have has been unhelpful and uncaring to the utmost degree, and they backstab all the students.


2. Chef...I'd poison someone by accident.


3. Military...just not my thing. And if women aren't allowed in combat, I wouldn't want to because it's sexist.
Reply:Grinder (did it .. it kills you literally hot metal flying everywhere dont matter how much protection you got it will go right threw your glasses... and pants ... the grinder pads tear up and fly off cuttin you all up alot of time deep cuts you bust ur knuckles up ... 110 degree heat in a small trailer with 6 other guys for 8 hrs straight and it was just aboce min. wage ... )
Reply:OBGYN


president


OBGYN
Reply:George Bush's personal prostitute.


Michael Jackson's inspiration.


A hollister sales girl.
Reply:1)Septic cleaner


2)mortician


3)career criminal





~~Peace~~
Reply:1. bus driver


2. sewage handler


3. social worker
Reply:politics...


teaching...


business...
Reply:--take over "Dirty Jobs" for Mike Rowe


--be any type of person who has to sit in a secluded office or cubicle all day


--Be the person who cleans the porta potties after the asparagus festival
Reply:Garbage Collector


Hired "Gun" - short career


Dentist - Um, eww
Reply:Alaskan King Crap Fisherman..brrrrr (I hate being cold)


Ice Road Trucker, or any trucker that drives in snow


E.M.T. ( oh the stuff those guys have seen)
Reply:Car dealership Service Department personnel


(too high of a turnover rate)





Pastor





Embalmer
Reply:septic tank inspector


attorney


that guy who takes the tolls and gives you change
Reply:Career counsellor





Advocate





Politics
Reply:Housekeeper at a hotel, law enforcement officer, personal assistant to Naomi Campbell
Reply:career criminal, janitor, towel boy at Helga's house of pain
Reply:A dentist, a meter maid, and the guy that mops up the booths at Show World.
Reply:surgeon


custodian staff


bus driver
Reply:politician





judge





coroner


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